neverforget and neverforgive

let me tell ya a story,

So they met and they bond over being huge geeks and they had so many interest in common so of course they had dinner together the same day they meet (also Darren knew Chris before because ‘duh, Glee’ and Chris knew Darren before because ‘duh, Starkids) but nobody really cared because YAY KLEIN

so in January neither of them was at Naya’s party and apparently they were shooting the EW photoshoot and they tweeted each other about it and everyone was like YAY CUTE YAY FRIENDS YAY KLEINE

so Klaine kissed and we had Chris and Darren flirting in the behind the scene, all cute and stuff. After the episode Chris and Darren tweeted each other, the next day there was the PaleyFest 2011 and we had Chris and Darren actually taking pictures together and (separate, of course) interviews where they quoted each other as good kissers and everyone was like OIUYTREDSDFG KLAINE KISSED YAY KLAINE YAY PICS YAY VIDS YAY DARREN WHAT DID YOU SAID DAS GAY

then Darren and Chris tweeted each other again in the same month like wtf and they joked about “monkeys driving hovercrafts”, and everyone was like DAS CUTE U R CUTE GUYS CUTE

so people started shipping crisscolfer but even then there were rumors like “they act awkward and uncomfortable around each other on set” and stuff

then the cast was filming in New York and suddently Darren was there and he was there with Amber watching Lea and Chris filming ‘For Good’

so someone from the set said that “After filming regionals Darren and Chris went back home together”, and everyone was like that’s a spoiler but then It turned out Blaine was in Ohio so Darren whatcha doin’ but everyone forgot about it so

then that waitress told us they were in “a date” together in NY and the next day Darren was on the Times Gala 100 with Chris, because of Chris. But the same night Chris said he met Darren’s girlfriend

and everone was like CRISSCOLFER NO DARREN IS STRAIGHT NO I DON’T CARE NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WUT SNGFUSKHDG and so on

then the tour happened and you know, tweets, klaine skits and stuffs and the Darren kissed Chris because of course they had a little bet going on about cracking up each other on stage

and everyone was like KLAINE KISSED YAY NO CRISSCOLFER KISSED NO IT WAS SCRIPTED STOP BEING DELUSIONAL NO CHRIS WAS SO SUPRISED NO WUT DARREN IS STRAIGHT

and then Darren confirmed that he kissed Chris unbeknown to him because he felt like doing it and he loved him and stuff

so people were like AWW CRISSCOLFER NO DARREN IS STRAIGHT NO THEY HATE EACH OTHER NO DARREN THAT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL NO THAT WAS CUTE NO THAT WAS KLAINE

then there were like three interviews that Darren and Chris were both expected to do but they were all suddently deleted so we had interviews of every cast member with every other cast member and none of Darren and Chris together

but then Darren couldn’t stop talking about how much he loved kissing Chris and stuff and on the other side Chris was all “is darren kiss a goos crisser” so

FNO happened and everyone was like NO DAS KLAINE NO DAS GAY NO DAS CRISSCOLFER BECAUSE ARTIE IS STANDING ON HIS FEET

then the Glee 3D film premiere and Chris hugging Darren’s parents and stuff and WOW PICS

so they started filming season three and as usual the cast tweeted pics and everyone was with everyone but none for crisscolfer

so people were like I TOLD YA THEY HATE EACH OTHER and so on with the “hate” rumors

Chris was like WHAT OF COURSE WE DON’T HATE EACH OTHER because you know people being creepy on twitter

but then the people who meet them together were like “they are cute and comfortable with each other and always joking around and hands on the cheeks and spanking and fart talks” and stuff

and then there was this guy Chris’ friend on halloween and everybody was like CHRIS’ BOYFRAND!!!111! while I was just wating for a freking pic of my fav actors from the party since it was a Glee party and everyone took a pic with everyone but none for crisscolfer

then there was stuff like concerts in where Darren would scream something Chris-related out of nowhere and duh, so many other crisscolfer moments

so then they went to two different New Year Eve’s parties so CRISSCOLFER CREYS

and then a girl said her mom’s collegue saw Chris, Darren and his parent in an exibithion together but nobody really believed her and then Darren was on Broadway and Chris couldn’t be there because “filming Glee”, you know so CRISSCOLFER CREYS

then there was like all those events, plenty of them, with both Darren and Chris but no, no pics for the on-sceen boyfriends even when Darren was there supporting Chris for “8”

at one point Chris was like WHAT’S WITH YOU AND FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS about crisscolfer, because, you know, people being creepy on twitter

and then out of nowhere there was this girll like “STOP HATING ON ME” like wtf who are you and everone was like Darren’s girlfriend so yeah

and I’m like ok I don’t care I just want my idols and on-screen boyfriends to take pictures and have interviews together and stuff like all the actors, is this so much to ask for? Apparently yes.

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